Foodie Piggies

This nursery rhyme was in need of updating for our times (and our place and our cultural reference):

Left foot:

This little piggy went to market

This little piggy stayed home

This little piggy bought online

This little piggy posted how hungry he was on Facebook

This little piggy Tweeted "wee, wee, wee, wee all the moment long."

Right foot:

This little piggy went to the farmer's market

This little piggy got an organic produce box delivered

This little piggy grew fruits and veggies in her garden

This little piggy cooked vegan

This little piggy text messaged, "Wee, wee, wee, wee all the moment long."

Amazing what passes for a blog post these days.